In The Spring

In the spring I ride my bike back and forth. From the gate and back. We pick berries and eat them They were very delicious. Sometimes we put bug spray on so the mosquitoes won’t bite us. After you go berry picking you have to take a bath. Then we get our p.j.’s on and go to bed. Then in the morning we wake up, eat, wash, get dressed, brush your hair, and I brush my teeth and do the same old thing. I love spring!

My Awesome Adventure

Once I had an awesome adventure. My mom let me go to school on my bike and my bike weel fell off. Then I had to walk when I got to the school it faded away! I fainted. Then I got up and went back home then the people faded I was surpised. I went to the ariport and got on an airplain and went up. I had guts and liver to eat. I got my own bed and it was a trap it brot me down cut my head off and took my clothes off and stuck me in the oven for 2 hours but two hours was not enough. I took a parashoot and I jumpted out. I was scared. When I landed safely I was back where I started. I fainted again. That’s how my adventure ended. 

My Holiday

I am going to tell about my holiday. I made a list of things that I wanted for Easter but I didn`t get everything I wanted. This is what I got: I got a pair of shoes, a game, a mini deck of card, and a big chocolate bunny from grandpa and Lil. I got a little white toy bunny, and another chocolate bunny only with peanut butter in it! I had a wonderful holiday!

Dear Kindergarten students,

I love kindergaten. I love reading to you. I love to read. I like to look at the pictures too. I love to let you help me too a bit. So I hope you have a wonderful day and learn a lot too. I love to laugh with you. I love it when you are patient when I have to figure out a word. Sometimes it sounds funny when I make a mistake. I hope you have a very nice day!

tithenai:

wizasaur:

-prettyprettyplease:

ultraball:

paranoidrobot:

…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?

ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN

CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.

 WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.

I LOVE THIS.

It’s gettin’ real in the Whole Foods parking lot, you know the deal with the little shopping carts they got.

yackattack:

Chocolatey Peanut Butter Oats!

I can’t believe how little time it took to make these this morning, and it is a SUPER simple recipe! It tastes so much like dessert it’s a sin, really, well maybe not a sin because chocolate>many things. :)

Ingredients:

1/2 Cup Rolled Oats

3/4-1 Cup of Water or Non Dairy Milk

1 Tbsp. Cocoa

1 Tbsp. Peanut Butter

1 Tbsp. Maple Syrup or Agave Nectar

1/2 tsp. Cinnamon (optional)

Very small Pinch of Salt

Directions:

Put oats, cocoa and water in a very small pot over medium heat. Stir together until it warms completely and is a little thicker; add in peanut butter, maple syrup and cinnamon. Stir until the oatmeal is as thick as you like, pour into a bowl, drizzle with a little more maple syrup and eat! :)

letmetellyousomethingabout:

#Letmetellyousomethingabout Pure Happiness… 

hernameisali:

Nothing like coming home to Mexican teenagers making out in your driveway. As you were lady and gentleman.

hernameisali:

kitschyliving:

Sorry if this offends anyone but wow. Happy 4th!

Filthy and amazing.